One Baby Pandemic

Have you ever seen a baby as cute and innocent-looking as me? It's all a cover for the secret mission I've been preparing for my whole life. (Insert evil laugh here.) All that talk from my mommy and daddy about germs has been to throw all the suspicion onto other people. Secretly I've been waiting to infect many of my mommy and daddy's friends with an evil stomach bug and this weekend my mission was completed. So far the number is 13 and it's sure to go up. Hahahahaaaa!

The plan was perfectly implemented. Mommy caught a stomach bug from a student (which has gone on to sweep through 90% of her class and numerous members of those students' families) and passed it on to me. Later I tricked my mommy into thinking I wasn't contagious anymore and went to a cookout at Chrissy and Michael's house. There I lured folks in with my adorable laugh and charming grin and they weren't able to resist me. Here I am sitting with Chrissy just waiting for new victims.

Lucky for Chrissy it was her birthday and my present was that I didn't infect her. Just wait until next time, Chrissy!

Seriously, folks, this is Campbell's mommy. Robbie and I had no idea of Campbell's sinister plan. If indeed she is the source of the illness, we are so sorry! We feel so bad that she or I may have gotten anyone sick. I promise we thought she was ok...