This Guy is Evil . . ..

Peeps . . . I'm going rogue for a minute* . . . forgive me . . . however, to my Rock Hill friends . . . you need to just say no if you mommy and daddy wants to take you to see this pediatrician at Palmetto Pediatrics. . . his name is Dr. Douglas Hansen and he's evil! He and his nurses like to make cute babies like me to cry. I went to go see him on Tuesday to talk about my last seizure and about my cold that I've caught . . . he was very nice and caring, which I really like . . . however, then he decided to stick this long metal handled Q-tip into my ear . . . it went so far it, it must have easily made its way into my brain . . . . to make all of this worse . . . as if my crying wasn't enough, he turned me over and did the same thing to the other ear! I'm not sure what he was digging for . . . but some yellow waxy stuff came out . . . I didn't know my brain was yellow and looked like wax . . . who knew.

*This is Robbie, Campbell's daddy . . . I wanted to let you know that the above statement has not been approved by Campbell's mommy or myself . . . we happen to really like Dr. Hansen and his practice (Palmetto Pediatrics in Rock Hill, SC). We both highly recommend him to all of our friends who are in need of a pediatrician.